Ok, this ham leg is a little bit disgusting, but the jamon is so delicious that you can forgive the unappetizing slicing of the meat.
Such a charming place!
In case ham leg picture didn't convince you that Spain is very serious about their ham, check out the Museum of Ham. I'd like to think that this is what heaven is like.
Oh my goodness, it's so much ham. My mouth is a'watering!
Although the food was certainly a highlight of the trip, the other facets of Madrid aren't too shabby either. The views alone are worth writing home about. First case in point: our view of the Prado museum from the hotel.
The weather was so fantastic that we spent some good time just hanging out on the balcony of the hotel and taking in the view. What's prettier, Diana or the view?
Another of my favorites in Madrid was the main park, el Parque de Retiro. We strolled through on the first day and jogged through on another (and by "jogged" I mean walked). Our first stop in the park was the rowing lake, which is very similar to the one at 72nd street in Central Park.
Next stop in the park: the Crystal Palace. Check this place out! It must get so insanely hot in there. The building actually reminded me quite a bit of Berlin because a lot of the governmental buildings in Berlin are entirely transparent; the clear glass is the government's way of demonstrating to the German people that they have nothing to hide. But seriously, that's gotta get steamy.
This part of the park reminded me of something out of Dr. Suess book. Such funny little hedges...
Next stop: the Palacio Real (the Royal Palace). Hi, Mom!
The Palacio was really spectacular. I've visited a few castles in Germany (and we saw some in Portugal), and they all really showed their age. Though many of them were furnished with period pieces, it was hard to imagine what they really looked like in their glory days. The Palacio, however, retains all of its splendor and majesty. I really don't think that I can justly describe it, so I won't even try. But if you happen to find yourself in Madrid, go to the Palacio, it's definitely worth it.
This church, the Cathedral of our Lady of Almudena, wasn't completed until 1993. The artwork and stained glass on the inside are entirely modern (and very angular) - almost Picasso-like. The colors were all so bright and bold, it was quite a contrast to every cathedral I've ever seen. Again, if you're in Spain, be sure to hit this up.
A final stop: The Plaza Mayor, home to many a fiesta, bullfight, execution, and revolution. It doesn't look like much in these pictures, but the square was dripping with history and intrigue, creating an almost mystical feeling.
So how did we go about soaking up the enchantment of the Plaza? We drank a cerveza, of course. Some shots of me and the cousins:
Diana must have resembled some famous Spanish/ Portuguese person, because there were many times when people just stared at her. Like, stared and whispered. It was fun traveling with someone who is maybe famous. Maybe it was those rockin sunglasses (which I wanted to steal, but feared for my life).
!Mas cerveza, por favor!



In other news, 

... and tiled ...
We were also able to tour the inside of the Palace, which was especially cool because it was filled with random knick-knacks and tchotchkes. However, we had to find the entrance to the place first, and that proved harder to do than you would think. Theresa and Bill figured it out right away, and had no sympathy for our pathetic attempts at getting inside. They just smiled and waved at us:
Mostly we walked around the courtyard repeatedly...
And also around the parapet surrounding the castle...

But the view was incredible!

So happy! (yes, and pretty)
After a hearty (and oh-so-healthy) meal of cheese and pastries, Gaspar drove us to Cabo de Roca, the westernmost point in mainland Europe. As I stood at what was once the edge of the world, the ocean wind kicked up a bit of wanderlust and I thought of all the explorers who had stood at that exact point and wondered what lay beyond the great blue sea. It reminded me of the poem by John Masefield:



Cabo de Roca was beatiful, but a storm was rolling in, so we headed on out.
We made one quick stop on the way back to Lisbon in a small town called Cascais. We stayed just long enough to hop out of the car, look at the harbour, and take a few pictures. It reminded me of Naples, but prettier.
So much laughter...


A view of Lisbon from the Sao Jorge castle - can you believe this view? Are you booking plane tickets right now to go visit? Cause if you're not, you should. Right now. Come back and read this later, it'll still be here.
An example of the festive Lisbon streets.
It looks like you could just walk right across the rooftops!
The fountain in the Restauradoras Square in downtown Lisbon. I don't have any photos of the main square in Lisbon that's right on the water (Commerce Square) because despite its reputation as the most beautiful/ memorable square, Diana determined its reputation is undeserved because, "it's just a slab of concrete with a bunch of tents on it. How is that pretty?" She's right though - we drove by it in a taxi and that was enough for me. Back to my pictures: fountain in Restauradoras Square...
Aw, it's true, we are pretty! From left to right: Vicky, Emily, Theresa, and Diana. Notice that Diana doesn't really have a seat in this car and is in no way facing forward. She injured herself on this cab ride, and Vicky's and my hilarious earth-shaking jokes kept her busted gut from healing for quite some time.
The Carmo Convent, lost to the earthquake of 1755. And the fire. And the flood.

And a view from inside the castle, looking out...

And what's a trip without an elevator ride (or 4) with our comfy Ritz slippers?
Part 2: Sintra, Cabo de Roca, and Cascais.